Richa wrote a nice post about Delhi and it triggered a looooooong comment on her post from me…

I kind of like that comment so much myself that decided to post it here… enjoy..

and Richa, I have added a few more lines to it 🙂

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Hello ji 🙂 kaise hain?

aur canedda wala chachaji bhi theek thaa?

haanji meri ludhiyane wali mausi ka bangalore wala betta bhi theek hai ji…

oye aage aage bado… gate par bheed mat lagao…

gol chakkar, 6 7 9 10 11 12 22 …noida noida noida

abe tu ja na…

bhaiyya thodi khatti chatni to daalo

yaar kya mast item hai…

2 tickets for the 730 show please

i’d like to have a super veggie pizza… ice tea for me and coke for the lady please

oye chotu, 4 chai de 3 number pe

abe kutte kahan mar gaya kab se horn baja raha hooon

pencho aa to gaya kyo ma chu** raha hai

ab bakwaas mat kar, waise hi pencho late ho gaye hain

sirji cosmopolitan 10 ki 4… le lo please

abe nahin chahiye

Ladis seat khali karo oye

ustad ji rok-ke

tere baap ka maal hai kya

achcha kitte dogi, aap hi bolo, bohni ka time hai

mataji, taaje hain ekdum.. abhi mandi se laaya hoon

pencho aaj to chu*iya kat gaya free mein…

saale meri gaadi ke neeche hi aake marega kya?

chutte nahin hain.. aage bado

tum to thehre pardessssiiiiiiiiii… saaaath kya nibhaogeeeee

yaar ye garmi maar daalegi aaj to

darling aa raha hoon.. traffic mein phasa hoon kya karoon

lets go to elevate tonight… heard there is some firang DJ playing there…

Gawd, I need some bisleri… my Gawd its too hot… oh gawd !

t-shirt paintees(35) nikaar paintees(35) ye bhi paintees wo bhi paintees

bhaiyya jantar mantar chaloge?

aage bada le isse

oh teri thulle…

main hoon aapka ulta pulta nitin

hum aakashwani ke dilli kendra se bol rahe hain…

aage ek red light padegi wahan se left le lena, phir ulta haath ki taraf dekhte hue chalna, ek neela makaan hai uske baad wala right le lena…

ye saale rikshey wale auto wale chor kahin ke…

Old Delhi? oh no. I have never been to Old Delhi.. its so crowded and messy… oh Gawd.. its so hot.. oh Gawd

abe music world se kyon le raha hai, Palika se le aa… sasti milegi

bhai kya crowd thaa party mein.. maja aa gaya… videsh ho rakha hai dilli to

tring tring… babuji zara dheere chalo.. pehli nazar mein pehla sasural genda phool pyaar ho gaya… tring tring…

yaar thulle ne pakad liya thaa.. bekar ke 50 rupe kharch ho gaye !

staff hai!

chutte nahin hai?

50 mein chalna hai to chalo… achcha 70 de dena.. na ! 60 bas… uske upar kuch nahin… sigh.. achcha baitho…

yaar bahut try kar raha hoon par pencho pat nahin rahi… kitne chakkar kaatun ab uske college ke… petrol pump mere baap ka hai kya

chotu chaaron tyre full kar de

sir aaj card wali machine kharab hai

ek navy cut dena

burp !!!

gadhe ke poot yahan mat moot !

gola gareeeeee

to aayiye diness se poochte hain unhone kya plan kiya hai apni girlfriend ke liye… to bataiye diness…

i want to dedlicate this song to all the viewers, my sister, my mother, my father, my brother, my brother’s friend’s sister, my friend’s sister’s brother and my girlfriend.. love you all

pencho gane bhi suna do… ad hi chalate rahoge kya

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I could have gone on and on and on… but I guess lets bring this post to a pause right now..

will get back to it sometime later 🙂