Love के लिए साला कुछ भी करेगा !!! (Anything for love, or to make some :P )

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जो बीवी से करे प्यार,
वो कैसे करे रेड लाइट पार और जो पति से करे प्यार
वो भी कभी न करने दे रेड लाइट पार

I was at this red light near my house, and a young couple, recently married by the looks of it, stopped next to me… and the guy was in a hurry to cross the red light, even though there was heavier than light traffic moving around ! And the girl was just sitting behind, completely oblivious of the fact that the guy was risking both their lives just to save 30 odd seconds of stopping on the signal. The guy displayed some interesting driving skills and crossed !

I see this often !!! People who are riding pillion or sitting next to the drivers do not really object to defaults by the drivers!!!

Here is a proposed point based traffic default control system for young couples 🙂 And see if you can take it seriously 🙂

You start with 10 points in your kitty…

– Every act of nice-ness and ethics on the road, adds 1 point to your total; and if you were over nice someday (Stopped for someone and let them walk/drive through before you, drove in the right lanes with safety first the entire day, etc) you get 2 points.

– Every minor default(overtaking from the left, unnecessary lane change, useless honking, driving in high beams, improper parking) subtracts 1 point from your total.

– Every major default (Not stopping on a red light, driving on the wrong side in a one way lane, parking in the no parking area, parking in front of someone else’s gate, dangerous driving, unnecessary over speeding, driving under influence) would subtract 2 points from the total.

And then :

  • If at any time the points for a married driver goes below 5, NO SEX till he gets his total beyond 5 points
  • If a bachelor, has less than 5 points, no kisses and no other physical intimacy till he crosses 5 points again. No not even holding hands !
  • If a married lady driver is less than 5 points, take away her face wash and the perfume bottles till she gets back to more than 5 points
  • If an unmarried girl is less than 5 points, the above applies in addition to a shopping/outing ban for a week.
The ownership here lies with the people to ensure we have safer and better roads out there !!!Oh, and the singles can enjoy 😛

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