• The loudest and the shrilliest Music…

• 50 people dancing on a floor made for 10 on tunes that I have never heard in my life…

• A hall that stinks…

• People surrounding the food like there is no tomorrow…

• A floor that sticks to you shoes…

• Oh and did i forgot to mention the real smoke machine, and the laser lights on the DJ console…

• No paper tissues around…

• Men with Rifles and Guns all around…

• And the Dowry earned Hyundai Santro all decked up at the gate…

Welcome to the BIG FAT WEDDING @ a village in UP….