Things/people/actions/situations which catch/grab/demand my attention…

1. Dirty Shoes…
2. Girls whose cleavage shows and is a delight to watch…
3. The too loud and gaudy belt buckles…
4. Corporate Politics… people trying to use someone else’s work for their numbers…
5. Times when I know when my friend is in trouble, and is not sharing the thought or the situation…
6. Females with unshaved arms or legs that show…
7. Thick wallets… full of cards and cards and more cards… visiting… debit…credit…discount.. cards and more cards…

8. Cars with the tinted dark black front windscreens…
9. Maruti 800s with alloy wheels…
10. Panty Lines under tight trousers… Someone please file a case against such women!!!!
11. Guys who just can’t take their eyes off breasts…
12. People who do not look at me in the eye while talking to me…
13. A situation where the girl has amazing assets and I should continue talking to her without looking at them :(…
14. Guys and Gals who wear low cut jeans… I am not sure what do they get out of showing off the undergarments!!! Do you know?
15. Politicians who lie… are there any who do not fit into this criteria?
16. Too much affection… it’s like having sweets the entire day… I like them, but I still cannot take too much of it…
17. Guilt of not being sensitive enough at times… But if I am sensitive, then I am calling for more dependence, and phew… trouble as well at times…
18. People talking irrationally about relationships, even after being in and out of one…
19. People trying to not use the actual words when they want to know about someone’s sexual experiences… the expressions… the replacement words and phrases…
20. Bad Keyboards in cyber cafes…
21. People spitting on the road after opening the doors of cars…
22. People who use high beams… as if they are focusing on their relatives dancing nude on the high road side platforms…
23. Incorrect statements made with confidence…
24. Men talking on the phone while peeing… argh!!!
25. Mandira Bedi/Karishma Kapoor/Kareen Kapoor…. They should be asked to get out of this planet…
26. Lack of ethics on the road in India…
27. Lack of ownership for the lane/street/sector/town/city/state/country in India…
28. Back biters…phew… some of them should be killed…
29. Mobile Phones ringing when you are making out…
30. Availability of mobile network at places where you want to be alone…
31. Expectations of replying to forwarded SMSs…
32. My inability to remember dates… 🙁 thankfully a lot of people are kinda fine with it now…
33. My lack of love for books… I read a lot about my line of business and my work… books and things which are pages and pages in length… but other books… phew 🙁
34. My comfort with things going wrong at times… not that I do not do anything about them, but lately I have accepted that things would go WRONG when they have to…
35. Different names of Sanitary Napkins that girls use… they would not really refer to it by the actual term, but use a replacement…
36. People who would sit in a restaurant and loudly ask for napkins… well a paper tissue would be a better term….or what I use… “Haath Pochne wala Kagaj”…
37. People smoking and acknowledging that Smoking is bad for health, their and others at the same time…
38. The love for Porn and the lack of acknowledgment of the same….
39. Girls who claim about not been an audience to a porn movie… and girls who have actually not seen one…
40. People who think that you can only love lovers… and as soon as you are affectionate with a person of the opposite sex, would link you to them and call you a couple…
41. People who have dirty feet…
42. Red shoes… Yellow shoes… Shoes with loud heels…
43. People scratching their butts, crotch while moving in a public place…
44. My tummy 🙁
45. People who claim to be good speakers and do not know how to answer questions…
46. My lack of vocabulary and inability to understand long sentences or heavy words…
47. My wondering what is it that girls look at when they check out guys?
48. People who would keep cribbing and not take care of things to resolve the issues.
49. NGOs that focus on teaching the underprivileged but not really trying to stop the mass production of these underprivileged… I mean you can teach someone till 5th or 6th but then WHAT?
50. The amount of educated illiterates present in this world today…

Some of the above itches, I just cannot scratch… Some, I try… but my hands cannot reach them… and some I am scratching while I am writing this!!!

There are many more…but then I guess for today, I am good with sharing these Itches… any lotions suggested???