aNiMaL iNsTiNcTs !!!
we talked about how cewl would it be to have some animal organs….
something like you could eat whatever you can.. and then chew like cows do…
well.. how awkward would it be to have 4 stomachs outside your body… you might also see a trend where these stomachs would have clothes designed for them…
and then came something very very interesting…
she wants to have a tail….
the first use that i could think of was… that while she was making out with someone.. and he wanted to go away.. she could just grab him by the tail and bring him back towards her…
and also she could use the tail to hit the guys who make passes at her in buses trains and other places…
and she is one person who usually visualises what is being talked about.. so i am sure..
she has already thought of and visualised the following situations…
- she hogging all day… saving it in one of her stomachs… and chewing it in the evening while reading her favorite book…
- she making out with her boyfriend… his phone ringing.. he moving away… and she catching him using her tail..and bringing him back…
- she standing in a bus, and hitting the hell out of the guy who just made a pass…
- she flaunting her well groomed tail in front of all her friends…
that brings me to something more serious then that conversations…
i read somewhere about what i am going to write next.. when.. i do not remember…
- learn patience from a donkey…
- learn cleaning from a vulture..
- learn cunningness from a fox…
- learn memory from a elephant..
- learn faithfulness from a horse…
- and a few more qualities from leopards, lions etc etc etc…
comments anyone…..
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